Consensual, Legal and Responsible Sex. This should be the only kind of Sex.

(Slavery’s Legacy) - “A Black Life is Less Valuable than a White Life”

Sorry folks, but this has nothing to do with masturbation. This is a prison term that basically means Brown Nosing, Kissing Ass or Sucking Up. Examples: “Man, that Armstrong Williams was always Jacking-Off Strom Thurmond,” or “Man, that J.C. Watts is always Jacking-Off Dick Cheney.”

You will find this statement at the bottom of every page because it’s the bottom line if mankind is to peacefully coexist. What do you want your Legacy to be? What is the Legacy of Roy Bryant and J.W. Milam (the murderers of 14-year-old Emmett Till)? Sure, we know they got away with murder but what is their Legacy? I don’t even think David Duke would want to die with that shit on his resume?. As more time passes (50 years to be exact), old Roy and J.W. look more and more like Lloyd and Harry from the movie Dumb and Dumber. They got away with murder because their inbred brethren made up the jury pool (as well as the gene pool). They were heroes to many in 1955, but in 2005 they look like two Hate-filled retards. So what do you want your Legacy to be? After all, Life is too short to Hate. Saying this phrase to yourself can also help you avoid road rage situations.

Over-focusing on life in the boardroom (gettin’ paid), to compensate for short-comings in the bedroom (gettin’ laid), i.e. the inability to satisfy a woman. This wretched illness afflicts primarily White Males. This illness has existed for centuries, but the modern day poster-child for it is none other than the great Rush Limbaugh. When Limpbaugh Syndrome is coupled with Small-Poleons Complex (physically and/or Sexually threatened by Black Men) the two expand to form an intense Hatred of Black Men.

Men who are willing to do whatever it takes to help a woman reach Point ‘O’ (Orgasm).

Selfish men who only want fellatio (usually White) or only want intercourse (usually Black).

You’ll find this at the top of every page in this book. This is to remind the reader that even if he or she doesn’t agree with the author that there are as many points of view as there is people. It’s also my attempt to send subliminal messages to the reader so that he or she will agree with me. I know, I know, people are too smart to fall for some bullshit like that. Gay marriage for all men. John Kerry bad man. George W. Bush great man. Gay marriage for all men. John Kerry bad man. George W. Bush great man. Gay marriage for all men. John Kerry bad man. George W. Bush great man. Gay marriage for all men. John Kerry bad man. George W. Bush great man. On second thought maybe I’ll give it a try anyway.

In life things are rarely Black and White. I like to think of life as an inch of Black on one side, an inch of White on one side, and a mile of Gray in the middle. Those of us who acknowledge the Gray’s existence tend to handle the peaks and valleys of life a little better than those who only see life in terms of Black and White or Right and Wrong. RANTS allow me to stray off topic and briefly explore the Gray areas of life. When it comes to Race, Religion, Politics and Sex, it’s all Gray anyway.

Two RANTS for the price of one.

Over-focusing on life in the bedroom or bedrooms (gettin’ laid), to compensate for lack of opportunities in the boardroom (gettin’ paid), i.e. the inability to be employed. This wretched illness afflicts primarily Black Males.

White Men who are physically and/or Sexually threatened by Black Men (derived from Napoleon’s Complex). The threat ratio is 75 % Sexual and 25 % physical. When Small-Poleons Complex is coupled with Limpbaugh Syndrome it expands to form an intense Hatred of Black Men. I think it’s safe to say that 100 % of the men involved in the lynchings of Black Men suffered from Small-Poloens Complex.